📚🐾 Meet Professor Poopipants – The Diaper-Clad Feline Philosopher 🎩💩
Step aside, ordinary cats—Professor Poopipants has entered the building. With his scholarly glare, iconic mustache whiskers, and unmistakable diaper of wisdom, this elder kitty is equal parts adorable and absurdly brilliant!
Handcrafted with precision and plushy pride, this round gray gentleman wears his hat like a badge of honor. Whether he’s grading yarn theory essays or snoozing mid-lecture, Professor Poopipants always carries himself with purrfessorial dignity!
🧷 Features:
Made with 100% pure New Zealand wool
Soft white “diaper” for... reasons
Roughly 3.5" tall
Hat included but color may vary
Ideal for cat lovers, oddball collectors, or those who admire the absurd
📖 He may be old, he may be round, but his mind is sharp and his pants are puffier than ever. Adopt Professor Poopipants today and add a sprinkle of silly genius to your shelf!
